We can start the war you've always wanted
but don't want anyone to know you did.
Don't be shy! Get the last word in!
Hire the "Revenge for Hire" posse.
We'll do all that pent up stuff you can't
cause your image will get exploited if you do.
Now when the you-know-what hits the fan, be aware...
it will probably come back to you, but rest assured...
No, we won't kill, rape, kidnap or take nude photos of anyone screwing a dog, but we'll be sure those things you have to let out get out and you can sit back and be satisfied knowing the jerk that has always irritated you finally got what they deserved.
All actions and ideas of actions acted out by the
"Revenge for Hire" posse were not those of any members
directly involved and are the sole responsibility of parties involved.
It's too bad that you will never know those parties though because
we are about revenge suckers and nothing more so anyone
and everyone's involvement will always remain private.